Part-Time Sales Associate
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Welcome to Chubbies. Here is what we believe.
We believe in the weekend
We believe that “short shorts” is a redundancy
We believe in swim trunks, swim shorts, bathing suits, swim suits or whatever the heck else you wanna call ‘em because we believe that if you’ve got a pair of those on, well, you must be doing something right
We believe in the right your quads have to a life of freedom and sunshine
We believe in aloha shirts (aka Hawaiian shirts)
We believe in comfort
We DO NOT believe in the top button – well, we believe it EXISTS, but we don’t believe in the principle for which it stands
We believe in our fathers – they led the way; we are but revolutionaries standing on the shoulders of amazingly mustachio’d giants in proper length shorts
We believe in things with American flags on them, whether that’s shorts, swim trunks,or the feathers of a bald eagle being ridden by George Washington
We believe sweat shorts are the greatest innovation in lounging since hammock cup holders were invented in the early 1780s
And we damn sure believe in Friday at Five
Onward to the Weekend >
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